"The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel
smarter after a few beers." -the character Cliff Clavin from the t.v. sitcom Cheers.
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