Latest Humorous T-shirt Slogan:
Stop looking at my tits! -This one was funny because it was printed in such an ornate font that it took me a good ten seconds to decipher what it said. Of course by that point the woman was saying, "My eyes are up here."
It's fun to hate:
When Shadowtwin reigns supreme:
Music lost to history:
Roses on White Lace
Alice Cooper is basically what Marilyn Manson has become. He sang about really taboo subjects at a time
when taboo actually was taboo. This particular tune is one that I began listening to after being dumped by the girl that I was supposed to marry
back in the early nineties. It is actually one of three songs that play back to back on most albums. Those three songs are, if memory serves,
"chop, chop, chop", "Gail" and "Roses on White Lace". I never really appreciated the other two quite as much as this one, but then I have
never hacked anyone to death, so check back later...
This song stands alone as being pretty cool just because it states the anger that I was having at the time (back in the '90s). At the same time, it illustrates that Marilyn Manson is following the course of another very successful rocker. While Cooper's songs were not earth-shaking, they were provocative. That single fact is what has led to Manson's success. I have never heard or read Marilyn Manson say that Alice Cooper was an actual influence on his music, but here is an example of it from twenty years ago.
Is It Porn?
The last entry, Was.com was not porn.
Now for a tough one. Breast.com. What do you think, is it porn? No, it is not porn.
So, you know how I Often say that I don't really have anything to talk about? That is certainly not true today. Whether I run out of steam before I get to the bulk of the bitching, though, remains to be seen.
• On the work front, I agreed to leave work an hour earlier than usual to go pick up a part for the bosses van, a part which I am sure they will ask me to install tomorrow. The unfortunate part of this transaction was that I said I would do it just for the
money I paid for the gas to get there. Due to some unfortunate planning, I was driving directly into the setting sun, with a dirty windshield and the nearest 'squeegie' far enough behind me that I didn't want to go back to wash the damn window. I did spray the window with the cleaner
that is in your little 'window squirter thing' and turn on the wipers, only to find that one of the wipers had crumbled to dust, and the other one was only barely alive. I eventually had to pull over and use a rag from the trunk to try to clean the window enough that I could see at all.
Even with the outside of the window cleaned up, I was still driving almost half blind, since the inside of the windshield has had a weird film over it ever since the car over-heated a couple of years ago (which made me run the heater to try to circulate whatever water was in the car). I guess what I really need
to do is hit the damn thing with a bit of windex before I go volunteering for jobs that require me to drive into the sun. Perhaps I will do that this weekend.
• The real story today is going to be all about homosexuality.
I happen to have a brother that is gay. He is not being gay as a way to get back at his parents, he is not looking for attention, he is just plain gay.
I, more than most, have developed a sort of tolerance towards homosexuality because of it. I mean it is pretty difficult to go out 'gay bashing' when you know that
you have a family member who is just the same.
I have often thought that his being homosexual was a choice, but my wife emailed me This article from CNN that is making me finally think
a little bit differently. Of course you could find a study somewhere to back up literally anything, but the odds that CNN is going to be posting incorrect information, on purpose, is pretty laughable.
One study does not a fact make, I understand that. What I do understand is that I have a brother that happens to be homosexual. That brother is still my brother. This same brother is trying to marry his partner, yet it is not
allowed under state and federal laws. They are not trying to marry as a mockery of the "man/woman" union, they are trying to marry so that one spouse can be included on the other spouse's health insurance. Why is it that that is not possible?
I understand that there are staunch beliefs, on both sides of the coin, about this type of marriage, but, who does it really hurt?
If two gay men do marry, there is no way that they can ever procreate. Convoluted laws will make it damn near impossible for them to ever adopt a child, they will be just "life partners". Isn't that the whole point of marriage? You pick the one person that you want to spend the rest of your life
with? Why is it so wrong that one of the partners can't pump out children?
I find it humorous to hear anyone talking about homosexuals trying to 'bastardize' the 'sacred union' of marriage. I bet, if you actually run the statistics on that, there will be very few homosexuals that ever divorce. Why? The homosexual people seem to be looking for the right person as opposed to settling
for the person that is 'close enough'.
A lot of hetrosexuals make tons of mistakes along the way (while looking for their perfect mate), that is because they are doing their best to just snatch up someone, anyone, before they are too old and no one wants them anymore. I think that the homosexuals kind of have it better in that respect. They have been looking their entire lives, have been shunned by
society, and just want to find that one person that makes them happy.
Homosexuality is not a crime, it is not even a 'condition', it is what that person is. Loving another person of the same sex should not carry the taboo that it currently does, there are homosexuals that are brave enough to admit it everywhere, even children of those in the oval office.
Here I must actually site a particular quote from Dick Cheney, while being questioned about the homosexuality of his own daughter:
Cheneys Criticize Kerry's Remarks on Daughter
You see how he just avoided the question, then made it a question of homeland security? That worked for the first four years, not gonna work for the next four, at least I hope.
Why using the absolute, stone-solid FACT that the Cheney's daughter is gay is 'doing anything to get elected' really escapes me. I think the fact that you do your best to hide it really says more about personal character...
It really must suck for Cheney, to be so opposed to homosexuals, having one as a child, then to find out that you aren't even gonna be the veep any more. I bet we will see his 'true colors' shining through pretty soon...Mark my words...
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