May 1, 2004 Mom's new pretty pc wallpaper, cops surround my house for still unknown reasons, brief mention of why I am not terror stricken to live in a town with so many prisons.

May 3, 2004 Fox's Sunday Night lineup keeps me from posting followed by a brief, hateful review of the movie Underworld, which I saw on DVD that day.

May 5, 2004 Talk about upgrading a computer from a piece of shit 366mhz system with not ram to a piece of shit 366mhz system that has all the ram it can hold, multiple drives and a hard drive that is bigger than Jesus' dick. Followed by why I am having to upgrade that particular system with one that is a bit faster. Then a mention of how I wished I could have afforded to buy a MAC.

May 7, 2004 New computer arrives; ftp issues ensue. Short bit about Pat Tillman.

May 10, 2004 More new computer discussion. Operating system differences and the such. Survivor: All-Stars Finale discussion. RC Airplanes and pipe bombs, in no particular order, but all tying into terrorism and ammonium nitrate.

May 11, 2004 Dire prediction/speculation about the U.S.'s position as a world military leater. Quote heavy bit about pit bulls and just how vicious they actually are.

May 13, 2004 Anecdote from my teens regarding a middle aged man trying to buy my ass...Literally, well rent it I guess. Amusing story in retrospect.

May 14, 2004 Talk about archiving, oddly enough. Abu Ghraib abuse discussion. Lackluster E3 for everyone experience with Guild Wars.

May 15, 2004 Teaching students fellatio in the interest of birth control.

May 16, 2004 New Wal-Mart desk, possible Wal-Mart lawsuit? Leading into actual PC room cleaning.

May 17, 2004 Another instance of a large corporation making a clerical error and blaming the consumer...that being me. A couple of pretty poorly worded news articles. Dubya tries to get homosexuality outlawed.

May 18, 2004 Local Mayoral race. Question about how a programmer tests a new virus. Violent images make children less hostile, seriously, read it.

May 19, 2004 Mayoral voter turnout. Trivial numbers, why do I know them? Abu Ghraib is a microcosm of the U.S. at war. People there doing only as ordered?

May 20, 2004 Randy Johnson pitches a perfect game. Weird search strings result in hits.

May 21, 2004 Os-X security flaw, to my disbelief. Deadly Rooms of Death bitching.

May 22, 2004 Jessica Simpson destroys a classic love song. Tawny Kitaen and pubescent fantasies turn to late-twenties horror.

May 23, 2004 More about site layout theft. My generations music is better than yours. Ozzfest discussion, Marilyn Manson is the best showman in a century or more.

May 25, 2004 Automotive maintenance and my disgust at paying for it. Diablo steals the day. The barber is avoiding me. Fat woman risks death to save three steps.

May 26, 2004 Richard Simmons assaults a burly biker. Kobe Bryant is innocent, while Mike Tyson was guilty. Athletes/celebrities need to learn to abstain.

May 27, 2004 How the hell do you network two computers? Church brainwashing, could it all be about white supremacy?

May 30, 2004 Our puppy, Zelda, is having a medical problem. A bad experience at the drive through leads to the "Drive Through Commandments".